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Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat? Do you pee here often?

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Can I get you a tennis ball? I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.

Can you help me find someplace to pee? When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment! Can I get you a tennis ball? Beware, some cheesy lines below might result in many facepaws.

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